Multiple-front terror from Ferngully… Why god? why?

Still more fever dreams

More CD-i Crap

While all of these videos are standard fare on the internet; however, the Phillips CD-i was a gaming system that brought the fever dreams from some kind of a brain-damaged-adolescent mind into audio-visual assaults that would demand your interactive cooperation. Watch at your own peril.

The cover art of children’s fair is often a treasure trove of hideously off-model art. And I’ll likely be posting a lot of them in the future. I have many fond memories of my childhood in video rental stores, eagerly clutching a new animated feature to rent in my hands… Even as a child I remember finding the cover art of many of these Videos terribly creepy. The characters, warped and awkward parodies of their movie-forms. Or other times they were airbrushed so badly as to be unrecognizable. whatever the reason, the phenomenon persists even to this day. In fact, many movie covers have actually gotten WORSE with DVD re-releases In some sordid marketing decision to make them more appealing based on metrics and data that amount to a pile of steaming shit.

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Pretty sure there wasn’t a model sheet for anything… but this video is so freakish I couldn’t help it.

reprimandrill:

Most hilarious thing I have ever seen in Toys R Us. Why didn’t I buy this.

reprimandrill:

Most hilarious thing I have ever seen in Toys R Us. Why didn’t I buy this.

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Popsicles always have the best off-model craziness going on for them….

Popsicles always have the best off-model craziness going on for them….

Maybe these socks were designed to stretch into identifiable princesses when you put your feets in them.

Maybe these socks were designed to stretch into identifiable princesses when you put your feets in them.